8/29/2013

A " Tribute " to Dr Mahatir


A “Tribute” to Dr M
By Andrew Cheng
A Doctor In The House wry and sly,
The Malay Dilemma you feign to cry,
Soon after the tragedy in May 69,
Rising from the ashes you became mighty and high,
A good 22 years you reign in style,
 Shedding crocodile tears when time to say good bye.
A crooked man with a crooked mind,
Wanted a crooked bridge, the rational hard to find,
Billions vanished without any trace or sign,
Plundering the country is never a crime,
Corruption, cronyism and racialism, all are fine,
Leaving this beloved Bolehland way far behind.
Ketuanan Melayu, Hidup Melayu is your battle cry,
You scream all these to cover your deception and lie(s),
Many saw these but pretend to be blind,
Mercy upon those who do not toe your line,
Know not why you lose your memory when in a bind,
Another intelligent devil like you we hope not to find.

What a lovely poem befitting to Mahathir.
The last sentence says it all.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...


Mahatir is not a Malay. He is a Pakistani or you can say a pseudo Malay. All actual Malays have been deceived by this con man. He has destroyed Malays, Malay pride and in total Malaysia. He should be arrested and despatched god speed to HELL.

Eagles Eyes

Anonymous said...

They are called mamaks, meaning Muslims of Indian origin.

There are quite a number of them in UMNO, with some holding high posts.

Of course you have heard of mamak stalls, commonly selling roti canai (In Singapore it is called roti prata) and teh tarik. And in Penang, the famous mamak dish nasi kandar.

I love Mudland nasi kandar.

The said...

Machiavellian, megalomaniac, malevolent, mischievous, malfeasant Mahathir Mohamad.

Virgo 49 said...

He up artillery carriage???

Before LKY??

Cheers

Anonymous said...

Mahathir,warts and all, he has indeed awaken the Malays that they are no more perceived as gentle,kind and forever being accommodative. The Malays as defined by the likes of Raffles, Winstead, Swettenham, are no more and buried deep into history and never to arise again ever. If that is a terrible and hard thing to swallow, so be it!

Ⓜatilah $ingapura⚠️ said...

Dr M is one of my favourite people. If not for his crafty Machiavellian ways, UMNO would have gotten out of control and fucked all the Chinese and Indians.

Corruption is politics, like paedophilia in Roman Catholicism is to be expected -- not condoned of course, but like the Vatican which protects paedophile priests and thus making it exceedingly hard to prove the rape of children, it is very difficult to prove the corruption amongst politicians.

I look on Dr M as the "necessary arsehole" required to moderate the power-hungry racists of UMNO. One can look on corruption as a sort of "fee" -- as long as Dr M got his cut, you could do just about anything to make a decent buck in Malaysia. If you chase away the Chinese and Indians from Malaysia, you're left with a bunch of UMNO and PAS idiots who can't even tell their arsehole from a hole in the ground -- i.e. Malaysia would collapse.

Similarly, if the Vatican didn't protect the altar-boy sucking priests, Christianity would collapse, lucrative enterprises like CHC would go out of business, and The Space-Zombie Jeezuz won't come back to raise the dead and take them to Zombie Heaven.

Amen. Wah salam

Anonymous said...

Matila, I do agree with you in many points but please don't talk about Christianity and Vatican, you are crude and rude and have no right to insult us

Anonymous said...

"Matila, I do agree with you in many points but please don't talk about Christianity and Vatican, you are crude and rude and have no right to insult us"

Allahu Akbar

Ⓜatilah $ingapura⚠️ said...
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Ⓜatilah $ingapura⚠️ said...

Correction, @1122: this is the internet. I have a right to express myself. If you don't like, don't read, and of course be free to criticise, as you have. But I won't change just so you can "be happy". Fuck off.

I hope that is simple enough for your pea (pee) brain to understand.

FACT: The Vatican has been protecting peadophiles for centuries. That alone entitles me to make fun of them.

But for the ULTIMATE fun, I defer to my good friend and fabulous entertainer Tim Minchin performing with the Sydney Symphony Orchestra: The Pope Song.

Sing along with the lyrics

b said...

Mahatir is bad but not the worst. At least he did not invade any other country. I enjoy all the dramas he exchanged with ah yew. All politicians are anyway bad.

Most chinese live in big houses and drive nice cars in malaysia. I think they are well treated. Of cos, very few things are fair and just and equal in this world. That is what people have to learn to let go and can kbkp to past time.

Anonymous said...

RB, get ready to be sued by M for defamation lor

Chua Chin Leng aka redbean said...

Mahathir is a bigger man than many teeny weeny politicians. He does not anyhow sue people.

Anonymous said...

mahathir won't sue lah. at least he's that sporting. if he deems to reply to rb, he'll do it verbally. he'll rattle, rattle on, praising rb but in such a way that everyone knows he is insulting rb.
i like how he responded to ah yew's latest book. he claimed he was amused, saying: "lee is 90 years old. we give allowance, allowance like people would give to me also. he is entitled to his opinion where there is free speech, especially in singapore." everyone around him laughs. and end of story. no need to sue.

Anonymous said...

Politicians also look at the kind of people (kua lang in Hokien) first before they sue.

Of course they won't sue lah, if clowns or mad people (siow lang) defame them.

But not for worthy opponents.

So if a politician sues you, it means you are a somebody who matters.

Because smart politicians only do things that matter.